Bad jokes for all ages


If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.

Death & Marriage

You know it's funny, I've never heard a dead person say they wished they were married!
The defense attorney was hammering away at the plaintiff:
"You claim," he jeered, "that my client came at you with a broken bottle in his hand. But is it not true, that you had something in YOUR hand?"
"Yes," the man admitted, "his wife. Very charming, of course, but not much good in a fight."

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